{"id":9443,"date":"2020-02-07T05:03:00","date_gmt":"2020-02-07T04:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/?p=9443"},"modified":"2020-02-08T03:03:00","modified_gmt":"2020-02-08T02:03:00","slug":"och-nee-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/2020\/02\/07\/och-nee-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Och nee"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ach Leute, zwischen Lkw zu pissen, ist eklig. Und das nicht nur, weil ich da durch latschen m\u00fcsste, um meine allmorgendliche Abfahrtskontrolle zu machen. Irgendwann muffelt es auch ziemlich scharf. \u00dcbrigens nicht nur im Hochsommer.<br>Der Fahrer <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maintrans-gruppe.de\/\" target=\"_blank\">des roten Lkw, deutsche Spedition<\/a>, Nationalit\u00e4t unbekannt, stritt nat\u00fcrlich ab, seinen Saft da hinterlassen zu haben. Logisch, wer gibt das auch freiwillig zu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aber fr\u00fch um f\u00fcnf Lust auf Diskussionen? Nee, bestimmt nicht. Erst recht nicht um solch ein Thema. Lieber fahre ich zehn Meter vor, kurzer Gang um den Lkw und Abfahrt. Denn f\u00fcr die Erziehung erwachsener Leute bin ich nicht zust\u00e4ndig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/IMG_20200208_010506-644x483.jpg\" alt=\"Lkw auf Rasthof\" class=\"wp-image-9444\" width=\"699\" height=\"525\" srcset=\"https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/IMG_20200208_010506-644x483.jpg 644w, https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/IMG_20200208_010506-550x412.jpg 550w, https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/IMG_20200208_010506.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 699px) 100vw, 699px\" \/><figcaption> Eklig und m\u00fcffelt <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ach Leute, zwischen Lkw zu pissen, ist eklig. 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