{"id":807,"date":"2009-06-18T07:16:42","date_gmt":"2009-06-18T06:16:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/?p=807"},"modified":"2009-06-18T07:21:13","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T06:21:13","slug":"ich-bin-irre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/2009\/06\/18\/ich-bin-irre\/","title":{"rendered":"Ich bin irre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Flo schreibt in diesem <a href=\"https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/2009\/06\/17\/ich-mag-sie-nicht\/#comment-1440\">Kommentar<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Du bist irre<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Nun ja, nehmen wir mal den heutigen Morgen: Normal ist doch so &#8211; der Radiowecker weckt mich sanft, ich sehe meine Traumfrau neben mir liegen, stehe gutgelaunt auf und gehe in unser gro\u00dfes, sauberes Badezimmer&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Meine Wirklichkeit dagegen sieht so aus: Die Weckfunktion vom Handy rasselt, ich fluche und \u00fcberlege wo ich eigentlich stehe. Dann krabbel ich aus der Koje, ziehe mich an und nebenbei die Vorh\u00e4nge auf.<br \/>\nIch fluche ein zweites mal als ich sehe, dass mich die Angestellten der Firma in der ich entladen soll, zugeparkt haben und frage mich, wie ich am Abend vorher so doof sein konnte, mich auf den Firmenparkplatz zu stellen.<br \/>\nIch schl\u00fcrfe ungewaschen zur Warenannahme, erkl\u00e4re denen mein Missgeschick und gehe in eine mir zugewiesene Firmentoilette, um mich ein wenig frisch zu machen (w\u00e4hrend keine f\u00fcnf Meter hinter mir einer &#8222;sein Gesch\u00e4ft erledigt&#8220;).<\/p>\n<p>Stimmt: Irgendwie irre&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flo schreibt in diesem Kommentar: Du bist irre Nun ja, nehmen wir mal den heutigen Morgen: Normal ist doch so &#8211; der Radiowecker weckt mich&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/2009\/06\/18\/ich-bin-irre\/\">Sie haben Ihr Ziel fast erreicht.<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ich bin irre<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":1,"_metis_text_type":"","_metis_text_length":0,"_post_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,24],"tags":[1882,1056,1057],"class_list":["post-807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internes","category-unterwegs","tag-firmen","tag-irre","tag-morgen","ratio-2-1","entry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - 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