{"id":6576,"date":"2016-08-02T22:29:19","date_gmt":"2016-08-02T20:29:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/?p=6576"},"modified":"2016-08-02T22:31:14","modified_gmt":"2016-08-02T20:31:14","slug":"mach-hinne-es-pressiert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/2016\/08\/02\/mach-hinne-es-pressiert\/","title":{"rendered":"Mach hinne. Es pressiert."},"content":{"rendered":"

Wenn mich ein Disponent schon Montagmittag anruft, um mir zu sagen, dass Kunde Nummer drei unbedingt noch Dienstag entladen werden muss, kann es nur dringend sein.
\nZumindest so eilig, dass ich nach 9.40h Fahrzeit und zwanzig Minuten vor Feierabend in der Firma noch entlade. St\u00e4ndiges Fahren am Begrenzer nat\u00fcrlich inbegriffen. <\/p>\n

Das die Kisten dort eh bis morgen rumstehen und ich auf einem dreckigen Tankstellenvorplatz an einer Superstrada n\u00f6rdlich von Mailand die Nacht verbringe, ist geschenkt. Toiletten und Duschen gibt es logischerweise auch nicht. Die Tanke ist seit Stunden geschlossen. <\/p>\n

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Pissen tue ich also hintern Lkw. Vielleicht werde ich dabei sogar von der \u00dcberwachungskamera der Tankstelle gefilmt. Deutsche M\u00e4nnlichkeit in einem italienischen Privatporno. Voll die H\u00e4rte. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wenn mich ein Disponent schon Montagmittag anruft, um mir zu sagen, dass Kunde Nummer drei unbedingt noch Dienstag entladen werden muss, kann es nur dringend…<\/p>\n

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