{"id":2894,"date":"2012-08-14T21:25:09","date_gmt":"2012-08-14T19:25:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/?p=2894"},"modified":"2012-08-14T21:25:09","modified_gmt":"2012-08-14T19:25:09","slug":"eklig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/2012\/08\/14\/eklig\/","title":{"rendered":"Eklig"},"content":{"rendered":"

„Hallo, einmal duschen bitte!“<\/em>
\n„Macht drei Euro. Sie m\u00fcssen aber warten, die ist gerade besetzt!“<\/strong><\/p>\n

Zwanzig Minuten sp\u00e4ter:<\/p>\n

„Hallo. Die Dusche ist jetzt frei!“<\/strong>
\n„Oh, sch\u00f6n. Die wird aber noch gereinigt?“<\/em><\/p>\n

„Nein, die Toilettenaufsicht ist schon weg und ich mache das nicht!“<\/strong>
\n„Ich zahle drei Euro und mu\u00df eine dreckige Dusche nutzen?“<\/em>
\n„Ja!“<\/strong><\/p>\n

Danach bekam der Tankstellenbedienstete meinen Unmut ab – und das, obwohl der nichts daf\u00fcr konnte. Aber manchmal trifft es halt den falschen. Das tat mir sp\u00e4ter auch leid.<\/p>\n

Gewaschen habe ich mich letztlich an meinem Wasserkanister am Lkw. Nicht so toll. Aber besser, als alten Schaum und Haare des Vorduschers am eigenen K\u00f6rper kleben zu haben.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

„Hallo, einmal duschen bitte!“ „Macht drei Euro. Sie m\u00fcssen aber warten, die ist gerade besetzt!“ Zwanzig Minuten sp\u00e4ter: „Hallo. Die Dusche ist jetzt frei!“ „Oh,…<\/p>\n

Sie haben Ihr Ziel fast erreicht.Eklig<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"_metis_text_type":"","_metis_text_length":0,"_post_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[593,17,24],"tags":[635,1610],"class_list":["post-2894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aergerliches","category-raststatten","category-unterwegs","tag-dusche","tag-tank-rast","ratio-2-1","entry"],"yoast_head":"\nEklig | TruckOnline.de<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\""Hallo, einmal duschen bitte!" "Macht drei Euro. Sie m\u00fcssen aber warten, die ist gerade besetzt!" Zwanzig Minuten sp\u00e4ter: "Hallo. 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