{"id":15046,"date":"2026-03-15T10:58:00","date_gmt":"2026-03-15T09:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/?p=15046"},"modified":"2026-03-14T17:16:11","modified_gmt":"2026-03-14T16:16:11","slug":"schlaue-dialoge-186","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truckonline.de\/blog\/2026\/03\/15\/schlaue-dialoge-186\/","title":{"rendered":"Schlaue Dialoge"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Letzte Woche sitz ich im Auto mit nen Kiffer. Mitfahrgelegenheit, ich hab den mitgenommen. Zwei Stunden kein Wort. Chillt einfach nur, guckt aus dem Fenster. <br>Dann irgendwann aus dem Nichts, guckt der mich an und meint so: &#8222;Ey, kennste das? Wenn Du auf der Stra\u00dfe f\u00e4hrst und du hast freie Fahrt und auf der anderen Seite ist Stau?&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ich sag &#8222;Joa&#8220;. Und er so: &#8222;Das macht mich irgendwie gl\u00fccklich.&#8220; <br>&#8222;So Brudi, hast Du da jetzt zwei Stunden dr\u00fcber nachgefacht?&#8220; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alter wo die ihr Gl\u00fcck herholen, er steht morgens auf und denkt, oh, dass wird ein krasser Tag. Ich sitz den ganzen Tag in der Karre, ich hoffe, die anderen haben Stau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-small-font-size\">Michael J\u00e4ger, Comedian, <a href=\"https:\/\/teammichael.de\/\">aus seinem Programm<\/a> &#8222;Unfallkind&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Letzte Woche sitz ich im Auto mit nen Kiffer. Mitfahrgelegenheit, ich hab den mitgenommen. Zwei Stunden kein Wort. 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