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Wie zum Teufel kann ein Mensch es genie\u00dfen, um 6:30 Uhr morgens von einem Wecker geweckt zu werden, aus dem Bett zu springen, sich anzuziehen, sich zum Essen zu zwingen, zu kacken, zu pissen, Z\u00e4hne zu putzen und im Verkehr zu k\u00e4mpfen, um an einen Ort zu gelangen, wo man im Wesentlichen viel Geld f\u00fcr jemand anderen verdient und gebeten wird, dankbar daf\u00fcr zu sein?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Bukowski (1920 – 1994), deutschamerikanischer Dichter und Schriftsteller<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wie zum Teufel kann ein Mensch es genie\u00dfen, um 6:30 Uhr morgens von einem Wecker geweckt zu werden, aus dem Bett zu springen, sich anzuziehen,…<\/p>\n

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