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Auf neue Instruktionen zu warten und dabei vor einem B\u00e4cker mit angeschlossenen Bistrocafe zu stehen, ist f\u00fcr mich nicht so einfach. Immerhin mu\u00df ich dem Drang nach leckeren Kuchen oder frischen Br\u00f6tchen widerstehen. Das ist pure Qu\u00e4lerei.
\nMich woanders hinstellen geht auch nicht – hier ist der einzige Platz, an dem ich nur halbwegs st\u00f6re.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Auf neue Instruktionen zu warten und dabei vor einem B\u00e4cker mit angeschlossenen Bistrocafe zu stehen, ist f\u00fcr mich nicht so einfach. Immerhin mu\u00df ich dem…<\/p>\n

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